*thinking of something cunty and disrespectful to say*

a collection of my favorite texts i've sent and received recently (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

I’m sharing something really personal with you all today— screenshots of private text messages I’ve recently sent and received. Why? Because I’m funny. And so are my friends. Did I get their permission to post these messages? No. Why? I’m seeing this post as a social experiment. I’m not sure if these people even read my silly blog but I would assume I would find out here shortly.

Please enjoy these out of context conversations and hopefully get a good chuckle or at least a short breath from your nostrils idrc (i don’t really care).

In no particular order… we’re starting off with a banger:

oh, to be a woman with a body that is constantly out to get her <3

I needed yall to know this one was from my dad because it makes it 1000x better.

tbh I don’t even remember who I was even talking about in this one but we are living for the DRAMA

The message is loud in this one. I hope some of you are taking notes.

What I said prior to this wasn’t even that crazy. And it was a sober thought.

Look at the puppet… They were so spot on with this description.

How to Threaten a Man 101

These damn Europeans -_-

???

Not one day at work without a strange customer interaction <3

Yea…

Thanksgiving beef.

Sad. Gay. Music.

No cats were harmed in this photo.

Imagine… Could not be me.

What happened to women supporting women?

Hear me out…

No comment.

Help this lady get off of FB Marketplace PLEASE.

Just no. You don’t.

He’s too real for this.

Thank u for reading xoxo

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☆ j from north of space

edited by jay